My friend Nina brought me a flower (Orchid) for my birthday
(note: this is never a good idea, flowers come to my care to die…not live.) I
try to look after my flower and water (not over water) it. Give it a little sun
and fresh air and I even try saying nice things to it (my mom is convinced this
works.) It worked for a while but after a while I noticed the flower was
turning a brownish gray. I double checked and noticed the stem had a huge tear
in it; someone set me up for failure.
But no fears I found some sticky tape and taped it back
together, Tyler walked in at that exact moment with a confused look on his
face. I tried to explain my theory that I was fixing the plant, like you put a
neck brace on if someone fractures their neck. That’s how it works, right?
Apparently not, my precious plant still died L
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| My poor flower and it's neck brace |
It blows my mind that Sue can have
such a green thumb, and Robyn has a death thumb… (meanie!) I can attest that she tries,
sometimes too hard (see above neck brace comment)… this however does give me a
very good excuse to never have to buy flowers… I mean you all read the above
right? So I am covered? You guys will all defend me on this one… right?
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